- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Potassium? K.

knock knock who's there no one

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

... i forgot the joke :p

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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