Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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