- Anti Joke

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."