If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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