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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

A mans opinion.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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