4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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