Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

knock knock Labrinth come in

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

A horse walks into a barn.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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