A horse walks into a barn.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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how may i help you

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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