- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Why does life suck? Because it does

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Chicken penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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