- Anti Joke

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

what time is it? 3:16

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.