- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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