Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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