what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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pickle sniffer

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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The Barackness Monster

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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