- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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