Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Women have the right to vote.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Knock knock. Death.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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