What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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An atheist walks into a church

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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