what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Justin Bieber got laid

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

womens rights.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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