- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what time is it? 3:16

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What's big and fat? An obese man.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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