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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Justin Bieber got laid

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.