My children are huge mistakes.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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