- Anti Joke

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

A black guy gets a job...

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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