- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

How did the girl die? 25.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Knock Knock Yes?

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Mark Wilson

Anti Joke

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