how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Error 37.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

whats 2+2? 4

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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