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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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