What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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