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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

What'sucks and white Jackson

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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