- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

whats black and white? a zebra

Poop swing

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Your existance.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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