- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

A man buys a prius

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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