- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get in the car.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

My kids are mistakes.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Homosexuals are gay.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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