- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

ass in my face ? no

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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