A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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You see how lame this is?

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Spotto

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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raisin boogers

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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