- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Win and Beau have no friends

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

im watching you..

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

What's clear and wet? water

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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