- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

A handicapp walks into a bar

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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