Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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NAACP

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Not a joke.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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