- Anti Joke

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.