- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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