I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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What you reading? reading?

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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