Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Needless to say,

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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