--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

George Bush.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

I need a good anti joke....

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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