Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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chuck norris

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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