4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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