- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

roses are red, violets are blue.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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