What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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