Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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