- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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