How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Where's my baby??

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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