Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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You're Adopted.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Neither does he.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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