- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

this is not a joke

Penisland

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why did i write this? I was bored

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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