What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Who is big and stupid My brother

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

I hate long jokes -_-

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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