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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Flop dog

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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