- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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