What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

I'm off to my tank guys!

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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