- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

your going to die

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

womens rights

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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