Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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YOU

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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