Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

out of your comfort zone

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Neither have I

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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