what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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