What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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