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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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