- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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