- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

And more;

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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