A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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shea kisses a girl

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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