what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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the WNBA

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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