every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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