What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

pickle sniffer

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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