Get on your knees Ho

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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