- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is your mom? Old.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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