Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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69 :)

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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