What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What is White over Black? Society.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

How old is your mom? Old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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