What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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