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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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want a balloon? yeah

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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This one time at band camp....

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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I tell an anti joke!.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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