1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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