Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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WNBA

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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