- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

How do you spell eight? 8

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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