What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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