what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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you will now laugh.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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