- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

vaginas

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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