- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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