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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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