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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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