- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Shit!

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Jewwy Jewstein

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Cancer.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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