- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

i cant think of one.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

I am a n1gger.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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