Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Black History Month

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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women's rights

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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