Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Your all fags

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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