Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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