Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

A: B: No pun intended.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Zach Barlow

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Your time.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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