- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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