- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Your time.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

An English man walks into a pub.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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