What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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obama's promises

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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hi

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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